Just closed my first deal with customer:

@DustinB3403 said in What Are You Drinking:

@LilAng said in What Are You Drinking:

its not that deep LOL i'm allergic to milk

That is not justification for calling crushed almond juice (or whatever other plant matter is crushed) "milk".

tHaT iS nOt JuStIfIcAtIoN fOr CaLLinG cRuShEd AlMoNd JuIcE (Or WhAtEvEr OtHeR pLaNt MaTtEr Is CrUsHeD) "MiLk"

I cringe every time I remember that I was jokingly asked if the drummer from def Leppard had 3 arms, and without thinking I said, " no, he's missing a leg."

I face palm every time.

Finally watched the new Avengers movie

@Danp said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Me on the weekend because Corona is on sale due to people's stupidity

@DustinB3403 said in Protek Support MSP Ransomware Hits Customers in Salt Lake City, Utah:

It's funny how their website is setup

You should see the get to know us page and hover over the pictures.

@tim_g said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

I'm torn between being sad and laughing really hard.

Oh jeez if it goes anything like my crazy online dating stories ..then i quit.

Translation
FEED ME KIBBLES, BRAT

@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

@Suyeins said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

Drinking coffee ... again!

just grabbed my 4th cup --- it's Friday so why not

omg I FORGOT IT WAS FRIDAY!!!!! woooooooottttt I think i will treat my self to my 2nd cup or full caffeinated coffee

Literally everyone on here.

@hashcat said in If you are new drop in say hello and introduce yourself please!:

pretty freakin' hot here boys.

that's me

@scottalanmiller said in Fitness and Weightloss:

not gonna lie, when i saw this chart, i literally drove to kk and ate an entire dozen. but only drink water now. water is great.

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

So I'm on amazon Mexico's website looking at the Yealink T46S and this is the picture that they have of it...

Okay so...

1. Why is she holding her coffee over her head?
2. Who uses a paper day planner? Is this 1988?
3. That's a nice Apple monitor there, too bad you have no keyboard, computer, mouse, power, cables, etc.
4. A ballet statue on the desk?
5. That plate is way too far away from that cup to use.

and finally....

There is no phone on her desk, that's blatantly T46S clip art that is the wrong size, direction, shadows, etc. for the desk and, like the computer, not plugged in to anything!

5. is realated to 1.. She's holding it still because the dang plate is too far away!
6. is related to 3. . Shes using a day planner because she just moved offices/desks and doesn't wanna waste time so she is writing it down while she waits for the computer to be set up.
   The ballet statue ... dawg i can't even defend that. maybe it reminds her of a better time?

@scottalanmiller I'm getting some Eiffel 65-blue vibes from this.