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    • travisdh1T
      travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

      Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

      Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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      • JaredBuschJ
        JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
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        @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

        "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

        I wholeheartedly disagree.

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        • nadnerBN
          nadnerB
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          @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

          Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

          27 APR 2018

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
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            • CCWTechC
              CCWTech @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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              • WLS-ITGuyW
                WLS-ITGuy
                last edited by

                The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                • NerdyDadN
                  NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                  last edited by

                  @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                  "...but it helps"
                  Youtube Video

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                  • travisdh1T
                    travisdh1 @CCWTech
                    last edited by

                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                    Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
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                      Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
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                        I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403
                          last edited by DustinB3403

                          Form over Function

                          It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                          • notverypunnyN
                            notverypunny
                            last edited by notverypunny

                            May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                            • You can't fix stupid
                            • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                            -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                            • DustinB3403D
                              DustinB3403 @notverypunny
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                              @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                              • You can't fix stupid
                              • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                              -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                              Link no worky.

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                              • notverypunnyN
                                notverypunny @DustinB3403
                                last edited by

                                @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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                                • ObsolesceO
                                  Obsolesce
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                                  "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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                                  • ysapirY
                                    ysapir
                                    last edited by

                                    Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency. Especially if I warned you repeatedly.

                                    by the way ...I LOVE this one.
                                    Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you. - SAM

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                                    • ysapirY
                                      ysapir @scottalanmiller
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                                      @scottalanmiller
                                      ever notice that in the cartoon world the bad guy would say alot "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.
                                      especially Cobra Commander.

                                      Always confused me. how could you be SO arrogant to think that everything you do is foolproof?

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
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                                        • dafyreD
                                          dafyre @ysapir
                                          last edited by

                                          @ysapir said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.

                                          Inconceivable!

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                                          • wirestyle22W
                                            wirestyle22 @scottalanmiller
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                                            @scottalanmiller This one applies to me on the receiving end sometimes. Trying to change that behavior

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