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    I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.

    Water Closet
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    • travisdh1T
      travisdh1 @DustinB3403
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      @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

      as @RojoLoco "what the hell, a Budweiser, I'm going to beat you just for having crap beer"

      The only thing that smelled worse when I was a teenager working stock at a grocery store and a glass bottle broke was Milwaukee's Best. Who'd want beer anyway, the stuff smells absolutely terrible.

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      • RojoLocoR
        RojoLoco @travisdh1
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        @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

        @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

        as @RojoLoco "what the hell, a Budweiser, I'm going to beat you just for having crap beer"

        Who'd want beer anyway, the stuff smells absolutely terrible.

        YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

        😉

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        • travisdh1T
          travisdh1 @RojoLoco
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          @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

          @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

          @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

          as @RojoLoco "what the hell, a Budweiser, I'm going to beat you just for having crap beer"

          Who'd want beer anyway, the stuff smells absolutely terrible.

          YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

          😉

          I've got this mental thing from having to clean up all those beer spills. The smell always reminds me of the smell of the floor wax melting away, and it makes me want to hurl 😞

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          • coliverC
            coliver
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            I enjoyed reading this way too much. Carry on.

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse @travisdh1
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              @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

              Position: Package Processing Manager.

              Basic overview:
              This is a remote position, so you can work from your own place.
              It is also a part time position, so it can be easily combined with your full-time job, but you will have to be at home at the time of the delivery from 8AM to 5PM.
              Packages will be delivered to you home by postal companies like Fedex, DHL and others.
              All incoming mail will come from online stores y/o;
              -Good, hard-wired internet connection;
              -Maintain awareness of sent deliveries and tasks assigned, and communicate the status of these tasks to the supervisor.

              Estimated Salary: $1200-$3000

              We offers a competitive compensation and benefits packages such as:
              wellness program;
              Medical, Vision benefits, full medical coverage;
              Career advancement , additional benefits;
              401K contributions and profit sharing plan;
              Tuition Reimbursement, paid time off.

              If you have an interest in this position, pleasedo not hesitate and apply directly via this email with your resume, working phone number and our Human resource department manager will contact you asap.This is a limited offer and we will be glad to hear back from you shortly.

              Kind Regards,

              Well, it made me laugh anyway.

              Funny - I got that same email...

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