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    I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.

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    • travisdh1T
      travisdh1
      last edited by

      Position: Package Processing Manager.

      Basic overview:
      This is a remote position, so you can work from your own place.
      It is also a part time position, so it can be easily combined with your full-time job, but you will have to be at home at the time of the delivery from 8AM to 5PM.
      Packages will be delivered to you home by postal companies like Fedex, DHL and others.
      All incoming mail will come from online stores y/o;
      -Good, hard-wired internet connection;
      -Maintain awareness of sent deliveries and tasks assigned, and communicate the status of these tasks to the supervisor.

      Estimated Salary: $1200-$3000

      We offers a competitive compensation and benefits packages such as:
      wellness program;
      Medical, Vision benefits, full medical coverage;
      Career advancement , additional benefits;
      401K contributions and profit sharing plan;
      Tuition Reimbursement, paid time off.

      If you have an interest in this position, pleasedo not hesitate and apply directly via this email with your resume, working phone number and our Human resource department manager will contact you asap.This is a limited offer and we will be glad to hear back from you shortly.

      Kind Regards,

      Well, it made me laugh anyway.

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403
        last edited by

        "wellness program" - screw up and we kill you.

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        • momurdaM
          momurda
          last edited by

          So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

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          • wirestyle22W
            wirestyle22
            last edited by

            Shady

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            • DustinB3403D
              DustinB3403 @momurda
              last edited by

              @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

              So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

              Most of the packages I order from Silk Road can drive themselves. . .

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              • ObsolesceO
                Obsolesce @DustinB3403
                last edited by

                @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                Most of the packages I order from Silk Road can drive themselves. . .

                LOL

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                • RojoLocoR
                  RojoLoco @momurda
                  last edited by

                  @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                  So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                  Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                  Perhaps I've said too much...

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                  • travisdh1T
                    travisdh1 @RojoLoco
                    last edited by

                    @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                    @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                    So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                    Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                    Perhaps I've said too much...

                    Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403 @travisdh1
                      last edited by

                      @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                      @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                      @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                      So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                      Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                      Perhaps I've said too much...

                      Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                      These kinds of beatings generally leave people a gallon or so short on blood, and maybe a few pounds less in flesh.

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                      • anthonyhA
                        anthonyh
                        last edited by

                        @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                        It is also a part time position, so it can be easily combined with your full-time job, but you will have to be at home at the time of the delivery from 8AM to 5PM.

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                        I mean, I guess if you work from home already....but...

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                        • travisdh1T
                          travisdh1 @DustinB3403
                          last edited by

                          @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                          @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                          @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                          @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                          So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                          Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                          Perhaps I've said too much...

                          Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                          These kinds of beatings generally leave people a gallon or so short on blood, and maybe a few pounds less in flesh.

                          Yeah, but this is @rojoloco we're talking about, anyone else I'd be worried!

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403 @travisdh1
                            last edited by DustinB3403

                            @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                            @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                            @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                            @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                            @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                            So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                            Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                            Perhaps I've said too much...

                            Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                            These kinds of beatings generally leave people a gallon or so short on blood, and maybe a few pounds less in flesh.

                            Yeah, but this is @rojoloco we're talking about, anyone else I'd be worried!

                            Let the b'slapping begin!

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                            • RojoLocoR
                              RojoLoco @travisdh1
                              last edited by

                              @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                              @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                              @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                              So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                              Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                              Perhaps I've said too much...

                              Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                              You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.

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                              • travisdh1T
                                travisdh1 @RojoLoco
                                last edited by

                                @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                                Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                                Perhaps I've said too much...

                                Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                                You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.

                                Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403 @travisdh1
                                  last edited by

                                  @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                  @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                  @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                  @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                  @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                  So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                                  Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                                  Perhaps I've said too much...

                                  Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                                  You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.

                                  Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!

                                  Budweiser is awful, it would make him give you a worse beating. . .

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                                  • travisdh1T
                                    travisdh1 @DustinB3403
                                    last edited by

                                    @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                    @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                    @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                    @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                    @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                    @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                    So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                                    Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                                    Perhaps I've said too much...

                                    Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                                    You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.

                                    Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!

                                    Budweiser is awful, it would make him give you a worse beating. . .

                                    headpalm Not so quick today, are you 😛

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                                    • RojoLocoR
                                      RojoLoco @DustinB3403
                                      last edited by

                                      @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                      @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                      @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                      @travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                      @rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                      @momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                      So, mule for Silk Road type sites?

                                      Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.

                                      Perhaps I've said too much...

                                      Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!

                                      You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.

                                      Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!

                                      Budweiser is awful, it would make him give you a worse beating. . .

                                      I think he meant bud with a lower case B...

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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403 @travisdh1
                                        last edited by

                                        @travisdh1 I knew what you meant, but you used a capital B. . .

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                                        • travisdh1T
                                          travisdh1 @DustinB3403
                                          last edited by

                                          @dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:

                                          @travisdh1 I knew what you meant, but you used a capital B. . .

                                          looks over Mangolassi.it rules Yes, purposely... really... I meant a Budweiser....

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                                          • DustinB3403D
                                            DustinB3403
                                            last edited by

                                            as @RojoLoco "what the hell, a Budweiser, I'm going to beat you just for having crap beer"

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