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    • travisdh1T
      travisdh1
      last edited by

      More programming than IT, but still, I think we all get it.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @travisdh1
        last edited by

        @travisdh1 that's awesome.

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        • pmonchoP
          pmoncho
          last edited by

          [IT] "Exist to work with internal partners to provide better services to the REAL customers" - Bob Lewis

          "Every organization is perfectly designed for the results it gets" - Bob Lewis

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Added this...

            There is no Uber, only other people's cars. - Chad Wilson

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
              last edited by

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              • thwrT
                thwr
                last edited by

                No issue, no problem

                That's what I tell people as a developer when they "report" bugs... usually in any imaginable way except an issue tracker. Can be easily translated to:

                No ticket, no problem.

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                • CCWTechC
                  CCWTech
                  last edited by

                  Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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                  • LilAngL
                    LilAng
                    last edited by

                    "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller @LilAng
                      last edited by

                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                      LOL, rough day?

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                      • LilAngL
                        LilAng @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                        LOL, rough day?

                        nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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                        • CCWTechC
                          CCWTech
                          last edited by CCWTech

                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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                          • LilAngL
                            LilAng @CCWTech
                            last edited by

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                            • CCWTechC
                              CCWTech @LilAng
                              last edited by

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                              Dork!

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                              • LilAngL
                                LilAng @CCWTech
                                last edited by

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                Dork!

                                "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                                • CCWTechC
                                  CCWTech @LilAng
                                  last edited by

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                  Dork!

                                  "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                  Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                                  • LilAngL
                                    LilAng @CCWTech
                                    last edited by

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                    Dork!

                                    "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                    Is that an I.T. Quote?

                                    Hell yea.

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                                    • ObsolesceO
                                      Obsolesce @LilAng
                                      last edited by

                                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                      Dork!

                                      "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                      Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                                      • CCWTechC
                                        CCWTech @Obsolesce
                                        last edited by

                                        @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                        Dork!

                                        "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                        Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                                        Yes, featuring Sting.

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                                        • CCWTechC
                                          CCWTech
                                          last edited by

                                          I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                                          • Mike DavisM
                                            Mike Davis
                                            last edited by

                                            It's not DNS
                                            There's no way it's DNS
                                            It was DNS

                                            Can't find the original source of that gem.

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