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    • nadnerBN
      nadnerB
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      @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

      Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

      27 APR 2018

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller
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        • CCWTechC
          CCWTech @scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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          • WLS-ITGuyW
            WLS-ITGuy
            last edited by

            The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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            • NerdyDadN
              NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
              last edited by

              @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

              The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

              "...but it helps"
              Youtube Video

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              • travisdh1T
                travisdh1 @CCWTech
                last edited by

                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403
                      last edited by DustinB3403

                      Form over Function

                      It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                      • notverypunnyN
                        notverypunny
                        last edited by notverypunny

                        May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                        • You can't fix stupid
                        • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                        -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403 @notverypunny
                          last edited by

                          @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                          • You can't fix stupid
                          • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                          -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                          Link no worky.

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                          • notverypunnyN
                            notverypunny @DustinB3403
                            last edited by

                            @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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                            • ObsolesceO
                              Obsolesce
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                              "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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                              • ysapirY
                                ysapir
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                                Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency. Especially if I warned you repeatedly.

                                by the way ...I LOVE this one.
                                Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you. - SAM

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                                • ysapirY
                                  ysapir @scottalanmiller
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                                  @scottalanmiller
                                  ever notice that in the cartoon world the bad guy would say alot "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.
                                  especially Cobra Commander.

                                  Always confused me. how could you be SO arrogant to think that everything you do is foolproof?

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
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                                    • dafyreD
                                      dafyre @ysapir
                                      last edited by

                                      @ysapir said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.

                                      Inconceivable!

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                                      • wirestyle22W
                                        wirestyle22 @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller This one applies to me on the receiving end sometimes. Trying to change that behavior

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                                        • nadnerBN
                                          nadnerB
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                                          "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors"

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                                          • Emad RE
                                            Emad R @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by Emad R

                                            @scottalanmiller

                                            "Suspicion breeds confidence" - IT security project I found and forgot its name

                                            non IT:

                                            "One of the codes I live by: my appearance should be in no way noteworthy, but then again not so unnoteworthy as to being itself noteworthy" - david Mitchell

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