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    • CCWTechC
      CCWTech @Obsolesce
      last edited by

      @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

      Dork!

      "I want my mtv" -Sting

      Wasn't that Dire Straits?

      Yes, featuring Sting.

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      • CCWTechC
        CCWTech
        last edited by

        I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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        • Mike DavisM
          Mike Davis
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          It's not DNS
          There's no way it's DNS
          It was DNS

          Can't find the original source of that gem.

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          • NashBrydgesN
            NashBrydges
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            Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

            "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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            • DustinB3403D
              DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
              last edited by

              @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

              Has adult language

              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                • travisdh1T
                  travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                  Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                  • JaredBuschJ
                    JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
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                    @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                    I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                    • nadnerBN
                      nadnerB
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                      @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                      Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                      27 APR 2018

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
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                        • CCWTechC
                          CCWTech @scottalanmiller
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                          Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                          • WLS-ITGuyW
                            WLS-ITGuy
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                            The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                            • NerdyDadN
                              NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
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                              @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                              "...but it helps"
                              Youtube Video

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                              • travisdh1T
                                travisdh1 @CCWTech
                                last edited by

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                                Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
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                                  Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403
                                      last edited by DustinB3403

                                      Form over Function

                                      It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                                      • notverypunnyN
                                        notverypunny
                                        last edited by notverypunny

                                        May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                        • You can't fix stupid
                                        • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                        -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                                        • DustinB3403D
                                          DustinB3403 @notverypunny
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                                          @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                          • You can't fix stupid
                                          • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                          -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                                          Link no worky.

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                                          • notverypunnyN
                                            notverypunny @DustinB3403
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                                            @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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