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    • LilAngL
      LilAng @CCWTech
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      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

      Dork!

      "I want my mtv" -Sting

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      • CCWTechC
        CCWTech @LilAng
        last edited by

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

        Dork!

        "I want my mtv" -Sting

        Is that an I.T. Quote?

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        • LilAngL
          LilAng @CCWTech
          last edited by

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

          Dork!

          "I want my mtv" -Sting

          Is that an I.T. Quote?

          Hell yea.

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          • ObsolesceO
            Obsolesce @LilAng
            last edited by

            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

            Dork!

            "I want my mtv" -Sting

            Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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            • CCWTechC
              CCWTech @Obsolesce
              last edited by

              @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

              Dork!

              "I want my mtv" -Sting

              Wasn't that Dire Straits?

              Yes, featuring Sting.

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              • CCWTechC
                CCWTech
                last edited by

                I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                • Mike DavisM
                  Mike Davis
                  last edited by

                  It's not DNS
                  There's no way it's DNS
                  It was DNS

                  Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                  • NashBrydgesN
                    NashBrydges
                    last edited by

                    Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                    "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                      last edited by

                      @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                      Has adult language

                      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                        • travisdh1T
                          travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                          Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                          • JaredBuschJ
                            JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                            I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                            • nadnerBN
                              nadnerB
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                              @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                              Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                              27 APR 2018

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
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                                • CCWTechC
                                  CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                                  • WLS-ITGuyW
                                    WLS-ITGuy
                                    last edited by

                                    The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                                    • NerdyDadN
                                      NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
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                                      @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                                      "...but it helps"
                                      Youtube Video

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                                      • travisdh1T
                                        travisdh1 @CCWTech
                                        last edited by

                                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                                        Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
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                                          Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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