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[PhlipElder]

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

And you could make the fish talk to give status updates. Like it tells you when the Internet goes down or comes back. It suggests turning itself off and back on again. You could have Alexa built in!

OMG, I need investors, STAT.

And put a motion sensor under it so that when people walk by they hear the Mr. Creosote salutations.

EDIT: And if we're daring, "Fook OFF I'm Full" when reaching for a button!

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@nadnerb that's a pretty flimsy solution

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"As per my last email"

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When @IRJ retires...

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[scottalanmiller]

@nadnerB said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Still hits himself in the nuts...