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    • Obsolesce
      Obsolesce last edited by

      I bet that job stinks

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      • nadnerB
        nadnerB last edited by

        Have they ever used that plunger to resolve their network congestion?

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        • nadnerB
          nadnerB last edited by

          The network has gone to crap. 😉

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          • nadnerB
            nadnerB last edited by

            Do they have regular... brown outs?

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            • DustinB3403
              DustinB3403 last edited by

              Well when shit has hit the fan at least you'll have somewhere to flush it...

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              • dbeato
                dbeato last edited by

                this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

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                • scottalanmiller
                  scottalanmiller @dbeato last edited by

                  @dbeato said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

                  I think someone put it there.

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                  • DustinB3403
                    DustinB3403 last edited by

                    The server has hit the shit-bricks now...

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                    • bbigford
                      bbigford @scottalanmiller last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      @irj said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      Good thing toilets never back up...

                      Neither do those servers!

                      Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.

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                      • bbigford
                        bbigford @scottalanmiller last edited by bbigford

                        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                        No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                        Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                        I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                        Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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                        • bbigford
                          bbigford last edited by

                          Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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                          • DustinB3403
                            DustinB3403 @bbigford last edited by

                            @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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                            • scottalanmiller
                              scottalanmiller @DustinB3403 last edited by

                              @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                              @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

                              The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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                              • Joy
                                Joy last edited by

                                I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
                                :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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                                • JaredBusch
                                  JaredBusch @bbigford last edited by

                                  @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                  @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                  No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                  Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                  I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                  Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                                  It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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                                  • scottalanmiller
                                    scottalanmiller @JaredBusch last edited by

                                    @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                    Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                    I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                    Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                                    It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                                    The bidet drain!

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                                    • Obsolesce
                                      Obsolesce last edited by

                                      Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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                                      • scottalanmiller
                                        scottalanmiller last edited by

                                        Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!

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                                        • DustinB3403
                                          DustinB3403 @Obsolesce last edited by DustinB3403

                                          @obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                          Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

                                          At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .

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                                          • scottalanmiller
                                            scottalanmiller last edited by

                                            Someone said to install the server. And they decided to go "in stall".

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