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    • bbigfordB
      bbigford
      last edited by

      Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403 @bbigford
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        @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
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          @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

          @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

          The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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          • JoyJ
            Joy
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            I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
            :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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            • JaredBuschJ
              JaredBusch @bbigford
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              @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

              @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

              No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

              Is that a desktop being used asa server?

              I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

              Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

              It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
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                @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                The bidet drain!

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                • ObsolesceO
                  Obsolesce
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                  Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403 @Obsolesce
                      last edited by DustinB3403

                      @obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

                      At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
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                        Someone said to install the server. And they decided to go "in stall".

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403
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                          This system is going to make a splash!

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                          • ObsolesceO
                            Obsolesce
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                            When you're finished in there, you need to be careful where you aim the air freshener or you could down the company!

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
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                              I think this thread is a metaphor for my month.

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                              • black3dynamiteB
                                black3dynamite @DustinB3403
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                                @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                This system is going to make a splash!

                                Oh, that's just nasty.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
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                                  This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

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                                  • ObsolesceO
                                    Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

                                    LOL

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                                    • nadnerBN
                                      nadnerB
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                                      It just goes to show that your server rack is a good indication of how your company is going...
                                      😉
                                       
                                       
                                      (Works on two levels!)

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