Toilets of the World

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

There's no soap in a didet, so how is just using water better than using paper to wipe your ass?

That's the part of this this whole thread has missed.

Wipe? With your hand?

Ugh. There's not enough water/soap in the world...

I look at this like I look at chopsticks. Humankind has invented a better way.

How do you clean in the shower?

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

There's no soap in a didet, so how is just using water better than using paper to wipe your ass?

Because water gets you clean. Smearing with paper does not.

Dashrender

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

@matteo-nunziati An ass towel you say?

Yup. Pretty common. You need to dry off after a shower. No different. Localized shower.

Again, how do you keep that ass water off your pants while moving around to dry your ass?

wirestyle22

The mechanics of ass wiping: Mangolassi 2017

I bet @Minion-Queen never thought we'd get here

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

@matteo-nunziati An ass towel you say?

Yup. Pretty common. You need to dry off after a shower. No different. Localized shower.

Again, how do you keep that ass water off your pants while moving around to dry your ass?

Same way you keep bits of poo from dropping on your pants when using TP.

scottalanmiller

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

The mechanics of ass wiping: Mangolassi 2017

I bet @Minion-Queen never thought we'd get here

I bet she did.

Dashrender

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

@matteo-nunziati An ass towel you say?

Yup. Pretty common. You need to dry off after a shower. No different. Localized shower.

Again, how do you keep that ass water off your pants while moving around to dry your ass?

Same way you keep bits of poo from dropping on your pants when using TP.

Not sure I agree. I've never used a bidet, I just imagine that water is all over the place compared too normal poo, which is very localized. Of course explosive poo is a whole different story.

Mike Davis

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

The mechanics of ass wiping: Mangolassi 2017
I bet @Minion-Queen never thought we'd get here

Introductions to the expert panel: "And what countries have you pooped in?" "Can you tell us about a disaster recovery scenario?"

wirestyle22

@Mike-Davis said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

The mechanics of ass wiping: Mangolassi 2017
I bet @Minion-Queen never thought we'd get here

Introductions to the expert panel: "And what countries have you pooped in?" "Can you tell us about a disaster recovery scenario?"

The benefits of redundant anuses

Emad R

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

There's no soap in a didet, so how is just using water better than using paper to wipe your ass?

Ok, eat your lunch with your hands, like Pizza or burgers, and then wipe your hands with paper, see how clean your hands afterwards...

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

@matteo-nunziati An ass towel you say?

Yup. Pretty common. You need to dry off after a shower. No different. Localized shower.

Again, how do you keep that ass water off your pants while moving around to dry your ass?

Same way you keep bits of poo from dropping on your pants when using TP.
Not sure I agree. I've never used a bidet, I just imagine that water is all over the place compared too normal poo, which is very localized. Of course explosive poo is a whole different story.

There is water everywhere after a shower, too. Clean water.

Emad R

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

Again, how do you keep that ass water off your pants while moving around to dry your ass?

who moves around? if your using the Shattaf, your doing everything while seated and all in one place, and when you finish just sit for extra 30 seconds and gravity will do its magic, also ofcourse we use TP. While I am sit i prepare some TP and then I stand up and as I stand you dry yourself.

I cant believe I am explaining that regular water is much better for cleaning than TP... and why and how.

The only thing I liked at Canada toilets, is that you can throw the TP in the toilet, and it uses some kind of suction instead we use alot of water to create an whirlpool of some sort to flow down.

wirestyle22

This is a hot topic. I have to be honest, I didn't think we'd have sides in this thread

scottalanmiller

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

This is a hot topic. I have to be honest, I didn't think we'd have sides in this thread

I know, but for people who haven't used bidets, they are indoctrinated to think that TP is acceptable. I've never met someone that used a bidet then was able to go back to smearing.

travisdh1

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

This is a hot topic. I have to be honest, I didn't think we'd have sides in this thread

Not so much sides, as a failure of people (like me) to believe they'd have the squat style toilets in the middle of the waiting area in train stations!

matteo nunziati

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

@Mike-Davis said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

The mechanics of ass wiping: Mangolassi 2017
I bet @Minion-Queen never thought we'd get here

Introductions to the expert panel: "And what countries have you pooped in?" "Can you tell us about a disaster recovery scenario?"

The benefits of redundant anuses

an advanced topic would be (and periodically we discuss with my wife just to joke):
"bidet: from front side or from back side? The expert's opinion."

@Dashrender this should explain why you do not drop water: you have the towel in fron of you and you dry over the bidet:

Dashrender

@Mike-Davis said in Toilets of the World:

I actually researched it and found out they are illegal in the US.

Where is it illegal? I have to assume this is a state level law, not federal, but please confirm.

Dashrender

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

@matteo-nunziati An ass towel you say?

Yup. Pretty common. You need to dry off after a shower. No different. Localized shower.

Again, how do you keep that ass water off your pants while moving around to dry your ass?

Same way you keep bits of poo from dropping on your pants when using TP.
Not sure I agree. I've never used a bidet, I just imagine that water is all over the place compared too normal poo, which is very localized. Of course explosive poo is a whole different story.

There is water everywhere after a shower, too. Clean water.

yeah, because I used soap.
Plus - I'm naked in the shower - so no other clothes to get wet.

Is there soap in a bidet?

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@Mike-Davis said in Toilets of the World:

I actually researched it and found out they are illegal in the US.

Where is it illegal? I have to assume this is a state level law, not federal, but please confirm.

I'm a bit surprised by this one, too. I know that certain entities must provide free toilets, like restaurants, but banning toilet businesses seems odd.

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@Dashrender said in Toilets of the World:

@scottalanmiller said in Toilets of the World:

@wirestyle22 said in Toilets of the World:

@matteo-nunziati An ass towel you say?

Yup. Pretty common. You need to dry off after a shower. No different. Localized shower.

Again, how do you keep that ass water off your pants while moving around to dry your ass?

Same way you keep bits of poo from dropping on your pants when using TP.
Not sure I agree. I've never used a bidet, I just imagine that water is all over the place compared too normal poo, which is very localized. Of course explosive poo is a whole different story.

There is water everywhere after a shower, too. Clean water.

yeah, because I used soap.
Plus - I'm naked in the shower - so no other clothes to get wet.

Is there soap in a bidet?

IN a bidet? you don't get IN a bidet. that's like asking if there is toilet paper IN the toilet. There is soap at the sink, which is normally like, you know, six inches away.