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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      Guy claims that he is confident in his Java skills, but then doesn't even know what language he's dealing with!!

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      • ObsolesceO
        Obsolesce @EddieJennings
        last edited by Obsolesce

        @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

        @nerdydad said in I can't even:

        Literal excerpt from a ticket.

        
        Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
        
        Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
        machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
        The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
        transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
        
        This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
        

        Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

        Because, the flux capacitor can only be put in with a left-handed screw driver. Most people don't have those.

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        • EddieJenningsE
          EddieJennings @Obsolesce
          last edited by

          @tim_g said in I can't even:

          @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

          @nerdydad said in I can't even:

          Literal excerpt from a ticket.

          
          Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
          
          Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
          machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
          The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
          transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
          
          This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
          

          Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

          Because the flux capacitor can only be put in with a left-handed screw driver. Most people don['t have those.

          You're getting a raw deal. My vendor said my flux capacitor can be installed with both types of screw drivers.

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          • EddieJenningsE
            EddieJennings @scottalanmiller
            last edited by EddieJennings

            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

            Guy claims that he is confident in his Java skills, but then doesn't even know what language he's dealing with!!

            passing through "doesn't know anything" filter

            I have no insight for this one.

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            • ObsolesceO
              Obsolesce @EddieJennings
              last edited by

              @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

              @tim_g said in I can't even:

              @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

              @nerdydad said in I can't even:

              Literal excerpt from a ticket.

              
              Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
              
              Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
              machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
              The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
              transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
              
              This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
              

              Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

              Because the flux capacitor can only be put in with a left-handed screw driver. Most people don['t have those.

              You're getting a raw deal. My vendor said my flux capacitor can be installed with both types of screw drivers.

              I think your vendor is just trying to make a sale...

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              • JaredBuschJ
                JaredBusch @EddieJennings
                last edited by

                @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

                @nerdydad said in I can't even:

                Literal excerpt from a ticket.

                
                Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
                
                Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
                machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
                The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
                transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
                
                This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
                

                Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

                That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.

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                • ObsolesceO
                  Obsolesce @JaredBusch
                  last edited by Obsolesce

                  @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                  @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

                  @nerdydad said in I can't even:

                  Literal excerpt from a ticket.

                  
                  Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
                  
                  Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
                  machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
                  The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
                  transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
                  
                  This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
                  

                  Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

                  That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.

                  So by "IT network" and "network", what they really meant was electrical sockets and electrical network?

                  No wonder they submitted an IT ticket.

                  Their vendor has no idea whey they are saying.

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                  • MattSpellerM
                    MattSpeller @NerdyDad
                    last edited by MattSpeller

                    @nerdydad said in I can't even:

                    Literal excerpt from a ticket.

                    
                    Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
                    
                    Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
                    machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
                    The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
                    transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
                    
                    This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
                    

                    My best translation from wanna be engineer wank:

                    This thing is going to put out the motherload of interference and it will scramble the shit out of any standard RJ45. Please help.

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                    • EddieJenningsE
                      EddieJennings @JaredBusch
                      last edited by

                      @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                      @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

                      @nerdydad said in I can't even:

                      Literal excerpt from a ticket.

                      
                      Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
                      
                      Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
                      machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
                      The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
                      transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
                      
                      This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
                      

                      Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

                      That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.

                      Dad! Why do you have to spoil my fun? 😛

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Turns out that he literally asked for everything backwards. Everything he wanted to migrate he didn't mention, and everything he wanted to keep the same he said he wanted to migrate!

                        https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093268-migrate-access-queries-forms-to-sql

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                        • EddieJenningsE
                          EddieJennings
                          last edited by EddieJennings

                          I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.

                          Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.

                          Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.

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                          • JaredBuschJ
                            JaredBusch @EddieJennings
                            last edited by

                            @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

                            I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.

                            Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.

                            Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.

                            Correct Resolution: Disable Voicemail and Call forwarding for the user.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Wow, no responses yet so maybe it'll improve once he does, but damn...

                              VDI that they can't support, QNAP with SSD for seven hosts!!, Hyper-V 2012 (not even R2), Hyper-V as a role, Windows 7 still, etc. Claims "no budget" but is clearly so flushed with money that they are buying just anything and not worried at all about being cost effective.

                              https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094013-best-practice-tips-for-vhdx-vm-storage-hyper-v-2012

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                              • ObsolesceO
                                Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                @scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @Obsolesce
                                  last edited by

                                  @tim_g said in I can't even:

                                  @scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.

                                  That's what I said to him. He claims no budget, but EVERYTHING he describes is a company flaunting how they can throw money away.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    Low end single SAN backing five host servers intentionally underloaded to the point of aburdity.

                                    https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093768-san-box-providers-for-10g-iscsi-connection

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                                      https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

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                                      • stacksofplatesS
                                        stacksofplates @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                                        https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                                        Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

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                                        • stacksofplatesS
                                          stacksofplates @stacksofplates
                                          last edited by

                                          @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                                          https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                                          Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

                                          Well quotes from mobile are still broken.

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @stacksofplates
                                            last edited by

                                            @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                                            @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                                            https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                                            Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

                                            Well quotes from mobile are still broken.

                                            Oh poop 😞

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