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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
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      The funniest part of the whole thing was that after a big meeting one time I had to drive their US rep to the station so that he could return home. And while doing so we had time to talk and he was going on and on about how brilliant the product was. But I finally got him to admit that as the only rep for the product, he'd never actually seen it, either. Only heard about it.

      Even internally, there was no product. Not a thing.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller
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        My only guess is that the website and everything are paid for by family investors and the company is actually running a scam to suck money out of family members or something. So there is enough that casually looking at the site makes it seem active and impressive. But when pushes comes to shove, there is nothing behind it. It's a lot like Contoso. Just a template of a business, not an actual business.

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        • ObsolesceO
          Obsolesce
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          Oh Wow... I wonder what happens if I "Book a Demo" and act serious?

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
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            Friend of ours (who is already planning to be at MangoCon) sitting at Atmosphere at the Burj Khalifa this morning. He's an AWS architect.

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @Obsolesce
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              @obsolesce said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

              Oh Wow... I wonder what happens if I "Book a Demo" and act serious?

              OMG, you should. I can tell you all about the demo so you can tell me if it has changed or if they ever really expose anything.

              What's funny, is that they do so much to "shield" you from ever seeing the real thing, that we ended being confused and thought that the GUI that they kept showing was the product. But we did some research and the GUI that they show, as the ONLY thing that they show, is actually Guacamole. That's how we originally found Guacamole!

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              • DustinB3403D
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                "STABILITY – Network Reboot Solves 99% of IT Issues" I'm sold

                9e9.gif

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                • DustinB3403D
                  DustinB3403
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                  What?

                  "With Jentu, data is always at rest"

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                  • DustinB3403D
                    DustinB3403
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                    "Jentu is “inverted VDI”"

                    So it's a an Inverted Pyramid of Doom, but with the incorrect definition?

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403
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                      "Prevent ransomware/malware by minimizing attach surfaces on your endpoints"

                      I think you mean attack surfaces. . .

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                      • DustinB3403D
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                        "System drive is Read Only"

                        So I guess we're never getting any updates, security fixes or bug patches eh?

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
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                          @dustinb3403 said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                          "STABILITY – Network Reboot Solves 99% of IT Issues" I'm sold

                          9e9.gif

                          Yeah, and it's a desktop storage solution.... like, um, how does that affect network uptime?

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
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                            Just got an email from IBM promoting COBOL 6.

                            Facepalm.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
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                              @dustinb3403 said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                              What?

                              "With Jentu, data is always at rest"

                              Yeah... they have no idea what any of what they say means. They just spout gibberish.

                              They had never heard of virtualization or VDI when we talked to them, either. Like, they were trying to do things that were already done and had never even researched the market to know what was there.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
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                                The funniest stuff was their sales pitch... "solve the problem of expensive downtime and complexity from failed destop hard drives." Um... that's not a problem anyone that I know has!

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
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                                  @dustinb3403 said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                  "System drive is Read Only"

                                  So I guess we're never getting any updates, security fixes or bug patches eh?

                                  LOL. What they do is boot everyone from a single ISO sitting on a SAN.

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                                  • EddieJenningsE
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                                    Trying to get girlfriend’s laptop through some blue screens. Windows 10 = shit client OS

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403 @EddieJennings
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                                      @eddiejennings yeah I becoming more and more irked with Windows 10.

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                                      • EddieJenningsE
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                                        Girlfriend agreed to try Linux 😄 So after I copy some data (and see if this hard drive is reporting bad sectors), her freedom begins.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @EddieJennings
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                                          @eddiejennings said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                          Girlfriend agreed to try Linux 😄 So after I copy some data (and see if this hard drive is reporting bad sectors), her freedom begins.

                                          Which one are you using?

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                                          • EddieJenningsE
                                            EddieJennings @scottalanmiller
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                                            @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                            @eddiejennings said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                            Girlfriend agreed to try Linux 😄 So after I copy some data (and see if this hard drive is reporting bad sectors), her freedom begins.

                                            Which one are you using?

                                            Going to use Linux Mint Cinnamon. I like Fedora, but I'm not sure that's the best choice for a newbie.

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