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    Concrete Facts - I AM RIGHT - Contest

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    • Deleted74295D
      Deleted74295 Banned
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      You must never reboot the servers. Constant up time is vital.

      Don't install updates, Microsoft will only break the server to force you to upgrade to the latest version.

      Linux is not safe for production. Too complicated and too buggy.

      Why are these facts true?

      Because my experience, training and mentors have fostered a closed minded set of views in my mind and because of this I need to ignore all propaganda. I am not here to listen and learn, I am only here to teach others of the correct way of doing things.

      Yes my job security might be at risk because I am not open to new ideas or learning new concepts but I'm irreplaceable here.

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      • MattSpellerM
        MattSpeller
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        Love this thread a lot, obviously if you don't you're wrong

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        • stacksofplatesS
          stacksofplates
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          I don't need backups, I haven't had a drive fail on me yet.

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          • NicN
            Nic
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            SAM is always right!

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            • stacksofplatesS
              stacksofplates
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              These are supposed to be facetious right?

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              • DashrenderD
                Dashrender
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                I'm guessing they are suppose to be facts simply because you believe them to be true... because you've been using them so long how could they not be true , type facts.

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                • stacksofplatesS
                  stacksofplates
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                  Oh, I was basing it off of the example. I guess I'll have to come up with another.

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                  • nadnerBN
                    nadnerB
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                    My 3 drive RAID 5, VLANned, Liquid Notrogen cooled, SAN is perfectly safe.

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                    • nadnerBN
                      nadnerB
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                      I AM RIGHT BECAUSE I AM GETTING ALL SHOUTY AT MY MONITOR AND TYPING WITH CAPS LOCK ON AND I HAVE A HIGHER POST COUNT THAN YOU!!!

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                      RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      </screech>

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                      • nadnerBN
                        nadnerB
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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
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                            You need VLANs for voice traffic to work.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
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                              Complex passwords hard for humans to remembers are better than long passphrases hard for computers to crack.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
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                                Changing your password so often you can't remember it is good.

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403
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                                  Sending faxes are more secure than secure email because you can't make a mistake when sending a fax.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
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                                    @DustinB3403 said:

                                    Sending faxes are more secure than secure email because you can't make a mistake when sending a fax.

                                    Likewise: legacy phones and fax are secure because encryption only matters for the Internet.

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                                    • Deleted74295D
                                      Deleted74295 Banned
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                                      "BUMP"

                                      Going to leave this going until next Monday before I collate responses into a poll.

                                      More the merrier.

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                                      • stacksofplatesS
                                        stacksofplates
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                                        Lenovo is a trustworthy company 😏

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                                        • nadnerBN
                                          nadnerB
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                                          Person 1: I went to University, I know what I'm doing
                                          Person 2: Just give me my happy meal, please.

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                                          • nadnerBN
                                            nadnerB
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                                            When in doubt, format & reinstall

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