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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • ObsolesceO
      Obsolesce @Dashrender
      last edited by

      @dashrender said in I can't even:

      @gjacobse said in I can't even:

      Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

      Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

      This isn't always a user's fault.

      F'n MS doesn't always do a full shutdown... in fact by default choosing shutdown does a fast shutdown... choosing reboot supposedly always does a full shutdown memory clear reboot whatever.. and windows resets the clock.

      I never, ever shut down anything. I either hibernate or reboot. Mostly hibernate, and reboot when not given the choice (updates). So for me, I don't care what shutdown does.

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      • DashrenderD
        Dashrender @Obsolesce
        last edited by

        @obsolesce said in I can't even:

        @dashrender said in I can't even:

        @gjacobse said in I can't even:

        Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

        Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

        This isn't always a user's fault.

        F'n MS doesn't always do a full shutdown... in fact by default choosing shutdown does a fast shutdown... choosing reboot supposedly always does a full shutdown memory clear reboot whatever.. and windows resets the clock.

        I never, ever shut down anything. I either hibernate or reboot. Mostly hibernate, and reboot when not given the choice (updates). So for me, I don't care what shutdown does.

        yeah - well users CLAIM that they choose reboot - yet when I look at how long since last reboot and it says 10+ days... something seems fishy.

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        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse
          last edited by

          Oh for FFS -

          An alert has been fired on local host DOMAIN\COMPUTER regarding user myuser. A suspicious powershell script has been found in C:\Users\myuser\Desktop\Teams_ODfB.ps1.
          Please let us know if this is legitimate.
          

          This is the script

           Start-Process -File "$($env:USERProfile)\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Teams\Update.exe" -ArgumentList '--processStart "Teams.exe"'
           Start-Process -FilePath "$env:LOCALAPPDATA\Microsoft\OneDrive\OneDrive.exe" -ArgumentList "/background"
          

          Which only starts Teams and ODfB.... Like.. JFC -

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403 @gjacobse
            last edited by

            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

            Oh for FFS -

            An alert has been fired on local host DOMAIN\COMPUTER regarding user myuser. A suspicious powershell script has been found in C:\Users\myuser\Desktop\Teams_ODfB.ps1.
            Please let us know if this is legitimate.
            

            This is the script

             Start-Process -File "$($env:USERProfile)\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Teams\Update.exe" -ArgumentList '--processStart "Teams.exe"'
             Start-Process -FilePath "$env:LOCALAPPDATA\Microsoft\OneDrive\OneDrive.exe" -ArgumentList "/background"
            

            Which only starts Teams and ODfB.... Like.. JFC -

            Hey we don't know what it does we're just script kiddies out here, tell us if this is kosher, thanks!

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse
              last edited by

              oh FFS People!

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              Ah you don't unstand why your computer doesn't work right...

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403
                last edited by

                Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

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                • gjacobseG
                  gjacobse @DustinB3403
                  last edited by

                  @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                  Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

                  (Nuclear Eye Roll)
                  So know that pain. State Unemployment app was like that for scanning... Pain ITA.

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                  • notverypunnyN
                    notverypunny @gjacobse
                    last edited by

                    @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                    @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                    Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

                    (Nuclear Eye Roll)
                    So know that pain. State Unemployment app was like that for scanning... Pain ITA.

                    I see your state unemployment app and raise you old-ass manufacturing equipment.... XP + serial ports... luckily it didn't fall to me to try to convince it to work on something newer, but still. one of the other guys was trying to get virtualized XP to talk nice to the gear with serial pass-through from vbox and couldn't convince things to play ball

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                    • gjacobseG
                      gjacobse @notverypunny
                      last edited by

                      @notverypunny said in I can't even:

                      @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                      @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                      Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

                      (Nuclear Eye Roll)
                      So know that pain. State Unemployment app was like that for scanning... Pain ITA.

                      I see your state unemployment app and raise you old-ass manufacturing equipment.... XP + serial ports... luckily it didn't fall to me to try to convince it to work on something newer, but still. one of the other guys was trying to get virtualized XP to talk nice to the gear with serial pass-through from vbox and couldn't convince things to play ball

                      Yup
                      You win

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                      • gjacobseG
                        gjacobse
                        last edited by

                        Oh FFS - Printers..... Toner.

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                        • DashrenderD
                          Dashrender @gjacobse
                          last edited by

                          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                          Oh FFS - Printers..... Toner.

                          oh yeah... I just love those....

                          But hey.. I pass it along to management - who SHOULD know the salary difference between us and how simple it is to change out a toner... but, beyond that I just swap them...

                          I probably spend 50% or more of my day being bench....

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                          • gjacobseG
                            gjacobse @Dashrender
                            last edited by

                            @dashrender said in I can't even:

                            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                            Oh FFS - Printers..... Toner.

                            oh yeah... I just love those....

                            But hey.. I pass it along to management - who SHOULD know the salary difference between us and how simple it is to change out a toner... but, beyond that I just swap them...

                            I probably spend 50% or more of my day being bench....

                            It's a mentality I would like to drive in.... but It was a process I knew about coming in - easy wins on the ticket count that certain others just didn't seem to care about. They'd ignore them routinely and part of the End User Frustration Factor (EUFF - is not a real term...) that I am working on reversing.

                            This a case of; Unknown printer of same model needed toner, but no known location. Checked printer, ok on toner, oh - here's the one that DOES need toner. Now the one that was fine is reporting it needs it... (eyeroll). And of course - IT URGENT!! Ugh,.. Print on the one down the hall,.. it's only 30-45 feet away.....

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                            • JaredBuschJ
                              JaredBusch
                              last edited by JaredBusch

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                              • ObsolesceO
                                Obsolesce @JaredBusch
                                last edited by

                                @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

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                                You just made me log in for the first time in nearly a year just to thumbs down that assclown.

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                                • dbeatoD
                                  dbeato @JaredBusch
                                  last edited by

                                  @jaredbusch I have not been in Spiceworks in a while but he has been reported and notified to CMs and nothing has changed.

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                                  • gjacobseG
                                    gjacobse @Obsolesce
                                    last edited by

                                    @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                                    @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

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                                    You just made me log in for the first time in nearly a year just to thumbs down that assclown.

                                    OMG - I didn't notice when reading this on my cell phone, who it was... he's still around? Jeez I know I can be obtuse and all,... but if I was such a Curtis I'd have had my account locked and left the scene....

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                                    • dbeatoD
                                      dbeato @gjacobse
                                      last edited by

                                      @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                                      I was such a Curtis I'd have had my account locked and left the scene....

                                      Yup...

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                                      • NashBrydgesN
                                        NashBrydges @gjacobse
                                        last edited by NashBrydges

                                        ...if I was such a Curtis I'd have had my account locked and left the scene....

                                        Love that the name is now a common noun. Needs a Wikipedia entry.

                                        *corrected

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @gjacobse
                                          last edited by

                                          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                                          @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                                          @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                                          de384aa0-4362-4dfc-a9b0-d980518e079b-image.png

                                          You just made me log in for the first time in nearly a year just to thumbs down that assclown.

                                          OMG - I didn't notice when reading this on my cell phone, who it was... he's still around? Jeez I know I can be obtuse and all,... but if I was such a Curtis I'd have had my account locked and left the scene....

                                          Yeah, he's never stopped there and they just keep letting him go. It's nuts. He was reported so many times for abuse, lying, intentionally trying to get people to harm themselves, fake news... but always allowed to remain.

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                                          • DustinB3403D
                                            DustinB3403
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                                            System sold with an S100i, but we're using the motherboard to do "hardware raid"... um what...

                                            It's software raid through the motherboard, which is fakeraid.

                                            If the board has any issues, the array is toast....

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