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    • gjacobseG
      gjacobse @dafyre
      last edited by

      @dafyre said:

      We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

      -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

      How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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      • dafyreD
        dafyre @gjacobse
        last edited by

        @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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        • quicky2gQ
          quicky2g
          last edited by

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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            • NerdyDadN
              NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

              "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

              Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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              • NerdyDadN
                NerdyDad
                last edited by

                "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                • DashrenderD
                  Dashrender @NerdyDad
                  last edited by

                  @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                  If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                  LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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                  • wirestyle22W
                    wirestyle22
                    last edited by

                    "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner

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                    • NerdyDadN
                      NerdyDad
                      last edited by

                      "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                      0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

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                      • gjacobseG
                        gjacobse @NerdyDad
                        last edited by

                        @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                        0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                        One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

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                        • wirestyle22W
                          wirestyle22 @gjacobse
                          last edited by

                          @gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                          0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                          One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

                          Likely story

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                          • hobbit666H
                            hobbit666
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                            PICNIC

                            Problem in Chair NOT in computer

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                            • wirestyle22W
                              wirestyle22 @hobbit666
                              last edited by

                              @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              PICNIC

                              Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                              That's a good acronym

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                              • travisdh1T
                                travisdh1 @hobbit666
                                last edited by

                                @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                PICNIC

                                Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                PEBCAK

                                Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

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                                • ObsolesceO
                                  Obsolesce
                                  last edited by

                                  "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Einstein

                                  (... although there is argument it wasn't reallysaid by him, see:)

                                  http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/8742/did-einstein-say-if-you-cant-explain-it-simply-you-dont-understand-it-well-en

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    Just added: "Avoiding planned downtime is planning for unplanned downtime."

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                                    • NashBrydgesN
                                      NashBrydges
                                      last edited by

                                      Not IT specific (Louis Pasteur was credited with this quote in 1854) but absolutely applies...

                                      "Fortune favors the prepared mind".

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                                      • NashBrydgesN
                                        NashBrydges @travisdh1
                                        last edited by

                                        @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        PICNIC

                                        Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                        I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                        PEBCAK

                                        Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                                        One of my faves!

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                                        • dafyreD
                                          dafyre @travisdh1
                                          last edited by

                                          @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          PICNIC

                                          Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                          I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                          PEBCAK

                                          Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                                          See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @dafyre
                                            last edited by

                                            @dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            PICNIC

                                            Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                            I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                            PEBCAK

                                            Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                                            See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair

                                            Otherwise it is pronounced with an "S" sound.

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