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    EMERGENCY STATUS: NTG CORPORATE OFFICES DOWN!!!

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    • Minion QueenM
      Minion Queen
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      We have a regular coffee pot but it's not my yummy K cups 😞

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @stacksofplates
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        @johnhooks said:

        @scottalanmiller said:

        That's right, I just got word. It's not quite the Lord of the Flies yet but getting close. It's true, the coffee machine is down and they don't know what to do. Amazon is attempting to get a backup coffee system into place but the SLA is more than 18 hours and things are getting desperate.

        All operations have been shifted to other sites while HQ attempts triage operations using a legacy drip brewer.

        Seems like an oversight to not have a second coffee dispenser with a redundant water line just in case.

        Total lack of redundancy here. No failover. No backups. There is going to be a port mortem on Monday.

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        • brianlittlejohnB
          brianlittlejohn
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          Haha!

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          • travisdh1T
            travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            @scottalanmiller said:

            @johnhooks said:

            @scottalanmiller said:

            That's right, I just got word. It's not quite the Lord of the Flies yet but getting close. It's true, the coffee machine is down and they don't know what to do. Amazon is attempting to get a backup coffee system into place but the SLA is more than 18 hours and things are getting desperate.

            All operations have been shifted to other sites while HQ attempts triage operations using a legacy drip brewer.

            Seems like an oversight to not have a second coffee dispenser with a redundant water line just in case.

            Total lack of redundancy here. No failover. No backups. There is going to be a port mortem on Monday.

            Now where'd that ******* coffee script go when it's needed?

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            • Minion QueenM
              Minion Queen
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              So it's been going (only the 10 oz button works now) but today I filled the reservoir and tried to make a cup... instead it flooded my counter......

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              • Deleted74295D
                Deleted74295 Banned
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                Where's the nearest coffee shop? Can you rent a barrister for the day until the outage is resolved?

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                • Minion QueenM
                  Minion Queen
                  last edited by

                  Nearest coffee shop is like 30 minutes away... 😞

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                  • Minion QueenM
                    Minion Queen
                    last edited by

                    I think I have a French press somewhere.....

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                    • MattSpellerM
                      MattSpeller
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                      Current picture of staff roaming the halls @ NTG:

                      0_1455302667474_hallway-zombies-FTWD.png

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                      • dafyreD
                        dafyre
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                        As per my post in another thread, I am now packing and preparing to live out the rest of my days on the moon.

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                        • Minion QueenM
                          Minion Queen
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                          @MattSpeller said:

                          Current picture of staff roaming the halls @ NTG:

                          0_1455302667474_hallway-zombies-FTWD.png

                          Yup that's about right....

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                          • Minion QueenM
                            Minion Queen
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                            All is well french press to the rescue... But i had to heat water in the microwave and put grounds in the pot and push the thingy down.... I miss my keurig.

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                            • gjacobseG
                              gjacobse
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                              and here I was digging up what is left of snow to melt and filter through my socks... Hey,.. it's the best I can do on such short notice. The panic has been bad - Even I have been without coffee for the day.

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                              • lhatsynotL
                                lhatsynot
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                                Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

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                                • coliverC
                                  coliver @lhatsynot
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                                  @lhatsynot said:

                                  Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

                                  I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

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                                  • stacksofplatesS
                                    stacksofplates @coliver
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                                    @coliver said:

                                    @lhatsynot said:

                                    Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

                                    I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

                                    And needs IE6.

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                                    • lhatsynotL
                                      lhatsynot @stacksofplates
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                                      @johnhooks said:

                                      @coliver said:

                                      @lhatsynot said:

                                      Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

                                      I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

                                      And needs IE6.

                                      See... you cant just switch over to Chrome. IE still has its uses.

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                                      • DashrenderD
                                        Dashrender @stacksofplates
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                                        @johnhooks said:

                                        @coliver said:

                                        @lhatsynot said:

                                        Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

                                        I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

                                        And needs IE6.

                                        Oh wow that is modern.. I thought it only worked with Netscape?

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                                        • coliverC
                                          coliver @Dashrender
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                                          @Dashrender said:

                                          @johnhooks said:

                                          @coliver said:

                                          @lhatsynot said:

                                          Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

                                          I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

                                          And needs IE6.

                                          Oh wow that is modern.. I thought it only worked with Netscape?

                                          No that's the Mr. Coffee they couldn't find the right dll files to make it work.

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                                          • jt1001001J
                                            jt1001001
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                                            Netscape? No, needs Mosaic.
                                            Checked and unfortunately our hot spare is already in use in one of our other offices.

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