Sodium: Device Uptime
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@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
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@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
New ticket from User @org on @device send reboot command.
Lol. . .
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@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao
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@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
New ticket from User @org on @device send reboot command.
Lol. . .
LOL just what I was saying.
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@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao
Preemptive fix,. random forced reboot
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@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao
Preemptive fix,. random forced reboot
oooooo I like
upon every data collection hit a method that gens a random number between 1 and 100, if number is above 50 restart. -
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao
Preemptive fix,. random forced reboot
oooooo I like
upon every data collection hit a method that gens a random number between 1 and 100, if number is above 50 restart.So pretty good odds of rebooting a server that puts in an alert notification. . .
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@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did. -
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao
Preemptive fix,. random forced reboot
oooooo I like
upon every data collection hit a method that gens a random number between 1 and 100, if number is above 50 restart.So pretty good odds of rebooting a server that puts in an alert notification. . .
For the record I don't like any of this and I'm purely joking around.
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@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.It's understandable to want that documentation. I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread. A workflow sure, but nothing that is going to be touching servers UNLESS it is an AR request by a customer that they want placed in THEIR environment specifically (and all of the legality has been done etc for that) by THEIR request. But I'm not saying your desire for documentation is a bad thing or wrong. It's your stand point and it's completely understandable. If I was in charge of that side of things I'd love to give you more information but that is one thing I know absolutely nothing about and would hurt things more than help.
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@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
New ticket from User @org on @device send reboot command.
Lol. . .
Exactly. A simple workflow.
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@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.
That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.
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@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.
That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.
I can't think that anyone would argue your stance, and it's your right to make that choice. I don't believe there are many if any that would disagree with you. Like with anything hardware related for any device; computer or mechanical. If you install something and it destroys the device, or causes harm to something / one else - there has to be some recourse to either protect the vendor (did you install it in the manner approved and with the correct policies) and/or the user; it was installed/used in the approved manner it just (****) blew up in his face.
We all see on occasion what a MS update will do to a desktop or server - it's no different. software and hardware both have to be vetted, and someone somewhere has to be willing to take the 'risk' of being the first to make it fail...or work preferably.
@JaredBusch - stick to your guns...
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@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.
That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.
I can't think that anyone would argue your stance, and it's your right to make that choice. I don't believe there are many if any that would disagree with you. Like with anything hardware related for any device; computer or mechanical. If you install something and it destroys the device, or causes harm to something / one else - there has to be some recourse to either protect the vendor (did you install it in the manner approved and with the correct policies) and/or the user; it was installed/used in the approved manner it just (****) blew up in his face.
We all see on occasion what a MS update will do to a desktop or server - it's no different. software and hardware both have to be vetted, and someone somewhere has to be willing to take the 'risk' of being the first to make it fail...or work preferably.
@JaredBusch - stick to your guns...
Yep and I'm not arguing those guns. Not whatsoever, it's completely understandable.
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@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)
Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?
People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .
Did you reboot it?!
Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.
And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.
That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.
This is completely understandable and it really is something that we need to get done. I'm just saying that it's not on my work list because obviously not my domain.
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If Uptime info is needed in a screenshot way, I think a "basic status info pop up" screen might make sense. At some point, you can't make a special "screen shot friendly info" for any arbitrary thing.
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Uptime in friendly numbers, rather than seconds, would be nice, too.
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@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Uptime in friendly numbers, rather than seconds, would be nice, too.
What? You don't want to figure out what 4829383 seconds is in terms up of days, hours, minutes and seconds? Here I thought everyone enjoyed that math.
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@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
@scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:
Uptime in friendly numbers, rather than seconds, would be nice, too.
What? You don't want to figure out what 4829383 seconds is in terms up of days, hours, minutes and seconds? Here I thought everyone enjoyed that math.
Can't we convert it to a Star Date?
