I can't even
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@scottalanmiller said in I can't even:
Even if they don't know anything, it never looks like it is the database. People using Excel don't confuse Excel the application with the spreadsheet files. Why is Access getting confused in this really weird way?
You sure about that? I'd guess over half of my users say they have Excel spreadsheets rather than spreadsheets.
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@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Wtf is a TN-S network?
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@tim_g said in I can't even:
@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Wtf is a TN-S network?
Okay good. I'm not the only one thinking that.
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@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?
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@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?
Because, the flux capacitor can only be put in with a left-handed screw driver. Most people don't have those.
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@tim_g said in I can't even:
@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?
Because the flux capacitor can only be put in with a left-handed screw driver. Most people don['t have those.
You're getting a raw deal. My vendor said my flux capacitor can be installed with both types of screw drivers.
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@scottalanmiller said in I can't even:
passing through "doesn't know anything" filter
I have no insight for this one.
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@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
@tim_g said in I can't even:
@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?
Because the flux capacitor can only be put in with a left-handed screw driver. Most people don['t have those.
You're getting a raw deal. My vendor said my flux capacitor can be installed with both types of screw drivers.
I think your vendor is just trying to make a sale...
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@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?
That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.
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@jaredbusch said in I can't even:
@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?
That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.
So by "IT network" and "network", what they really meant was electrical sockets and electrical network?
No wonder they submitted an IT ticket.
Their vendor has no idea whey they are saying.
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@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?My best translation from wanna be engineer wank:
This thing is going to put out the motherload of interference and it will scramble the shit out of any standard RJ45. Please help.
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@jaredbusch said in I can't even:
@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
@nerdydad said in I can't even:
Literal excerpt from a ticket.
Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network. This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?
That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.
Dad! Why do you have to spoil my fun?
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Turns out that he literally asked for everything backwards. Everything he wanted to migrate he didn't mention, and everything he wanted to keep the same he said he wanted to migrate!
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093268-migrate-access-queries-forms-to-sql
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I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.
Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.
Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.
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@eddiejennings said in I can't even:
I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.
Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.
Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.
Correct Resolution: Disable Voicemail and Call forwarding for the user.
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Wow, no responses yet so maybe it'll improve once he does, but damn...
VDI that they can't support, QNAP with SSD for seven hosts!!, Hyper-V 2012 (not even R2), Hyper-V as a role, Windows 7 still, etc. Claims "no budget" but is clearly so flushed with money that they are buying just anything and not worried at all about being cost effective.
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094013-best-practice-tips-for-vhdx-vm-storage-hyper-v-2012
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@scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.
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@tim_g said in I can't even:
@scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.
That's what I said to him. He claims no budget, but EVERYTHING he describes is a company flaunting how they can throw money away.
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Low end single SAN backing five host servers intentionally underloaded to the point of aburdity.
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093768-san-box-providers-for-10g-iscsi-connection
